Guests' comments

We've generally had great guests through the chalet. I think we've been lucky – we haven't had any absolute tossers. Maybe they were put off by our 1000% 'tosser tax'.

Here's what some of our lovely folks had to say (and no, we didn't bribe them or make it up...)

About staying here generally...

"You have a fantastic chalet, great team and brilliant attitude! We will definitely be back" - Kelly Bates, London

"Sensational week! Not only great boarding but fantastic food (thanks Sally!), great company, in a brilliant chalet." – Rohan Rees, Cairns by way of London

"A sparkling holiday. Thanks so much for your kind hospitality" – Baron Guy de Vaissiere (aka ‘Menu man')

"Truly great place, making a fantastic holiday and felt at home. Cannot beat a hot tub at the end of a day." – Ben and Rachel, London

"Sammy – thank you for having me to stay in Chalet Petit Pisshead, for making me eat too much, for patience on the red runs in France and Italy." – Melinda de Boer, London

"Such a wonderful time with wonderful people and fabulous food (Sally – you are a legend)" – Kelly, London

About eating and drinking well...

"Sally's cooking was brilliant. If we get the chance, we would love to come again. Thank you!" - Lara and Anwen, Bucks (aged about 9)

"Many thanks for a wonderful time – we had a gas! Good food + even better wine!" – Martin and Marlene, Port Elizabeth, S Africa

"The quiche was fantastic, but the hot tub was better!" – ‘Whingeing man', London

"Thank you so much for delicious cakes, yummy wines and comfy beds" – Rachel, London

"Happy days lad! Quality time, hospitality excellent, I think I'm in love with Sally and her cooking. Every good home should have a Sally!" – Ian Kemp, Liverpool

"Who knew cauliflower soup could taste so good?!?" – Alice and Jon, London

"Sally's cooking was magnificent, we'll certainly miss it! Sam's help with all our activities and his advice about the resort made for a fantastic week, plus all his blah about wine and cheese was fab" – Craig and Heather, Lincs

And a couple more thoughts...

"The most fantastic week of skiing and hospitality, Sam and Sally made our holiday. Must come back, even if it is to lose my virginity..." Dylan (aka 'Gimp boy')

"I have had a lovely time and I hate emotional farewells, so I am going to go now." – Matt 'Homer' Simpson, Melbourne by way of London

"If there was a suggestion box, I'd suggest you get some Swedish birds for the hot tub" – Tom Burgoine, Melbourne